I'm not a self-help book,I'm just a fucked up kid.
I'm Sarah. Indiana. Senior.
I date a football player.
I generally talk about fruitsnacks and Youtube. Positivity is the way of life. RoosterTeeth and pop punk.
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tf2crazy:

Favorite stage name X-ray & Vav

(via roostersdohaveteeth)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via h0me-f0r-fall)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via middl3fingersup)

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter, via spacetimeelephant)

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

(Source: garysgalaxy, via tomascooper)

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via sleepingwithvaginas)

departured:

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via poppamaster)

kinzaibatsu91:

I love the food fight scene so much that I made a gif for it.

(via towerofgavino)

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